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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Episode XX Beer

I have recently acquired the taste for beer, not all beer, but that isn't the point. What is the point is that those beer commercials for the most interesting man in the world, he doesn't seem that interesting. I mean, he is old, and doesn't even always drink the beer he is advertising.

The gentlemen will always attempt to buy a drink for the lady he is with. Whether that be a soda, or a beer, or glass of wine. Whatever the drink is the gentlemen shoudl always buy the first glass/pint. If the lady likes to drink more then one glass in a setting, there may be a problem and find out if she is an alcoholic. Also, you should never drink more then one beer per meal, as it may lead to a lady thinking you are a lush, and a drunk. 2 things you shoudl never want to be.

However, if you at chilling at your house with a lady and a group of friends it is okay to drink more then one bottle/glass, as generally when you open a bottle of wine, it taste best when fresh. I think. I am not a huge fan of wine.

Secondly, where is a good place to hike, as I feel like going on a hike, and am thinking about asking a lody friend of mine to join me? Where are good fun places to hike?

3 comments:

"Fine Romance" Phil Roman said...

Do not combine hiking with drinking beer. Also, I think it's okay if a girl has two drinks. But you're right, if she has three or more, you should next purchase her the gift of a ride to an AAA meeting. In fact, if I'm understanding you correctly, you should not have booze at all, should you? Too many people abuse alcohol to mask their own sins. It's time to be straight edge Ray!

Matt Gibson said...

AAA? Why would you give her a trip to the American Automobile Association? She shouldn't be driving if she's been drinking. This is just more irresponsible advice from Philip Roman.

Ray, you should walk alone inside a pit of danger. Then hike with your "lody friend" into the Valley of the Shadow of Death. Or Multnomah Falls.

Anonymous said...

I think a few drinks does not equal alcoholic...